Lindsay: I did not punch that fortune teller

TMZ reports: "Lindsay Lohan is adamant ... she did NOT punch that fortune teller at a NYC nightclub this week ...

"Lindsay's telling friends ... Tiffany Mitchell approached her inside the club Avenue early Thursday morning to do a reading, but Lindsay turned her down - then noticed Tiffany's friends crowding around her purse at a nearby table.

"When Lindsay returned to her table, the people in Lindsay's group informed her that Tiffany's friends had swiped the purse - a super expensive black leather Celine - so Lindsay angrily confronted the fortune teller."

Lindsay's hired a private investigator to to look into Tiffany and see if she has any criminal past or if she's done anything like this before because she thinks the fortune teller made it all up to snatch a quick buck out of the troubled starlet. 

Oh, and TMZ reckons "Lindsay Lohan's drinking problem has returned with a vengeance -- sources close to the actress tell TMZ, she's been boozing heavily for months now ... as much as TWO LITERS of vodka a day. 

"According to sources,  Lindsay's become so stressed by her dire financial situation and the impending probation violation -- stemming from her PCH crash this summer -- that she's turned to alcohol for relief."

Page Six tells a different story. Their source reckons Lindsay thought Tiffany and her friends stole Ali Lohan's purse, which had $10,000 cash in it. So Lindsay confronted them about it: “Lindsay was saying, ‘I was trying to find out who stole Ali’s purse! I gave her the money for my family, to pay for my brother’s school fees!’ Lindsay says she never hit the girl. She just went over to find if they had her sister’s purse. They were looking around the area, but the girl was sitting at the table, and some pushing started. Lindsay says the purse was never found. She’s desperate to find where the money is.”

Isla Fisher: I'm so embarrassed by my husband 

Isla Fisher reckons it can be trying being married to Sasha Baron Cohen. I'm Not Obsessed reports her saying: “I cannot tell you how embarrassing he is in social situations. To him, there’s no difference between the awkward gaffes he deliberately makes as a comic, and the terrible faux pas he innocently commits as my husband.”

"Explaining she and Sacha had gone to a movie screening, which saw a curvy woman make a long speech before Jack made a shorter address, she continued: “After the film, Sacha said to Jack, ‘Why did you have to make such a short speech? You should have shut up the woman with the big bosoms and said more yourself.’ Jack said through gritted teeth, ‘That was my mother.’

“Although even that didn’t silence Sacha. He told Jack,’ Well at least your mother has a fabulous bosom.’ And he turned to me and said, ‘You’ve always wanted larger breasts, haven’t you Isla?’ I wanted the floor to swallow me up.

“Sacha does fully embrace the people he plays and you don’t know the half of it when he comes to getting into character. I’ve lived with Borat’s handlebar moustache, Bruno’s Justin Bieber flick and The Dictator’s accusing finger. At the moment, I’m having it easy – Sacha is writing so he isn’t in character.”

Dennis Quaid files for third divorce

Remember how Dennis Quaid's twins were accidentally given an overdose of a blood-thinning drug when they were two weeks old? 

Well, he's filed for divorce from the kids' mother, Kimberly Buffington-Quaid, his wife of eight years.

Kimberly filed for legal separation from Debbis in October, but now he's officially applied to end the marriage. 

He's requested joint physical and legal custody of the 4-year-old twins, Thomas and Zoe.

It's Dennis's third divorce, he was previously married to Meg Ryan and P.J. Soles. 

Oh RiRi, stop!

Just when I thought Rihanna's life couldn't get any more disturbing, over the weekend she tweeted: "Fuckyopictures i don't wanna leave!!! Killed it tonight baby!!!" with a pic of her hugging Chris Brown.

Then she posted this pic of a piece of jewellery that reminds me of a dog collar, with: "He told me 'you better not give it away".

All kinds of wrong.

Hot pics & clicks

* Tina Fey's daughter Alice makes an appearance in an upcoming episode of 30 Rock in a flashback scene where Liz recalls being a flower girl.

* Wow, check out Heidi Klum's bedazzled face at her Haunted Holiday bash (she delayed her annual Halloween party in deference to Hurricane Sandy victims). 

* Miley Cyrus commemorated what she's dubbed "Flashback Friday" on Twitter with this retro pic of herself.