Lindsay arrested again - facing jail time

Lindsay Lohan has been arrested and charged with third-degree assault in New York after an alleged altercation with a woman in a nightclub. 

NYPD Detective Mark Nell told People magazine: "This morning at 4 a dispute broke out at Avenue located at 116 10th Avenue. A female 26-year-old assaulted a female 28-year old. Lindsay Lohan was arrested and charged with assault." 

Asked what happened, he said, "She punched her in the face." 

New York's Daily News names the other woman as Tiffany Eve Mitchell and says she and Lindsay were sitting in separate VIP sections when a scuffle erupted elsewhere in the club. Tiffany possibly bumped into Lindsay while avoiding the incident. 

But TMZ reckons Lindsay got cross because a guy she was hitting on, Max George from a band called The Wanted, preferred the other woman. "As the evening wore on, we're told Lindsay got drunker and drunker ... and it turned Max off. He then started talking to another woman, which enraged Lindsay. That woman is the one Lindsay is accused of battering."

Whatever ... Lindsay currently is on probation for removing a necklace from a California jewelry store last year, and could face potential jail time for being re-arrested.

But that's not all folks! Nearly six months after she crashed her Porsche into the back of a dump truck in Santa Monica on the way to the set of the Elizabeth Taylor biopic Liz & Dick, she'll be charged with lying to police about who was driving the car. 

"She is being charged," Santa Monica Police Sgt. Richard Lewis confirmed. 

Jada Pinkett Smith talks girl power

Jada Pinkett Smith has taken to her Facebook page to address critics of her parenting style, particularly those who questioned why she “let” her 12-year-old chop off her locks and sport a super-short style a few months ago.

"The question why I would LET Willow cut her hair. First the LET must be challenged. This is a world where women,girls are constantly reminded that they don't belong to themselves; that their bodies are not their own, nor their power or self determination. I made a promise to endow my little girl with the power to always know that her body, spirit and her mind are HER domain. Willow cut her hair because her beauty, her value, her worth is not measured by the length of her hair. It's also a statement that claims that even little girls have the RIGHT to own themselves and should not be a slave to even their mother's deepest insecurities, hopes and desires. Even little girls should not be a slave to the preconceived ideas of what a culture believes a little girl should be. More to come. Another day."

Kelsey's bub did have a car seat ... apparently ...

Kelsey Grammer's rep, Stan Rosenfield has come out in defence of his client, following claims he drove his baby around without a car seat: "I am not an attorney, so I cannot [comment] on any legal aspect. I just know that the original footage that aired strongly implied that they left the airport without a car seat, which was not the case. In an attempt to avoid the paparazzi, they exited through the upper level," he explained. "Kelsey went back in and got the car seat and met them at the car. Did the car drive a few yards without the car seat? Yes. At no time does the video show them leaving the airport with the baby not in the car seat."

And reps never tell porkies about their clients, do they?

Hot pics & clicks

* Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell have reunited on the cover of Interview magazine's German and Russian December issues.

* Former Wonder Years star Fred Savage is a dad for the third time. “He’s here,” Savage tweeted, together with a cute snap of the bub's hand. 

* Miley Cyrus has a new puppy. She tweeted: 'I love Penny Lane ❤ #rescueislove @SpotRescueDogs.'

Jessica Simpson pregnant AGAIN

Just seven months after giving birth to daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson, Jessica Simpson is expecting again, the new issue of Us Weekly reveals.

"It definitely wasn't planned. But yes, Jessica is pregnant again," a source reveals.

Two And A Half Men star apologises for "filth" rant

I kinda saw this coming - ok, I totally saw this coming.

Two And A Half Men star Angus T Jones, 19, has apologised for a video calling his show "filth" and urging viewers to stop watching went viral. 

"I apologize if my remarks reflect me showing indifference to and disrespect of my colleagues and a lack of appreciation of the extraordinary opportunity of which I have been blessed," he said in a statement. "I never intended that."

"Without qualification, I am grateful to and have the highest regard and respect for all of the wonderful people on Two and a Half Men whom I have worked and over the past ten years who have become an extension of my family,"

Meanwhile, ex-star Charlie Sheen has added his two bob's worth: "With Angus's Hale-Bopp-like meltdown [a reference to the Heaven's Gate cult suicide], it is radically clear to me that the show is cursed."

Charlie told TMZ: "Obviously, not having been there for some time, the Angus T. Jones that I knew and still love is not the same guy I saw on YouTube yesterday."

He adds, "I dare anyone to spend ten years in the laugh-track that is [producer] Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami."


Demi's new toyboy

What's Demi Moore got against older men? Reports have emerged that she's secretly dating famed painter Julian Schnabel's 26-year-old son, Vito Schnabel. 

Page Six reports that the couple met at a birthday bash for Naomi Campbell's billionaire boyfriend, Vladimir Doronin, in Jodhpur, India, earlier this month (pic above from the event).

"They were dancing and grinding all over each other, openly, in front of other guests," an onlooker told the New York Post of the couple, who have been "quietly spending time together" ever since.

Jared's terrible fast

Too Fab reports: "Matthew McConaughey isn't the only bag of bones on the set of "Dallas Buyer's Club."

"Co-star Jared Leto is also wasting away for his role in the film -- and today he and photographer Terry Richardson shared some scary, shirtless photos of his shrinking physique.

"The actor, who also waxed his eyebrows, revealed he's fasting to play a transsexual and told Vulture he hasn't eaten in almost a month.

"Your body goes through weird stages," he says of the weight loss. "Sometimes it's hard to hold on to water. But for me, it's not about the most weight I can lose, it's more to represent the character."

Crazy talk.

Brad Pitt blasts Santa

"I'm not real big on the whole Santa thing," Brad Pitt has told E! News. "I thought it was a huge act of betrayal when I was a kid. I didn't like that. When I found out the truth, I was like, 'Why? Why? Why would you lie to me? Why?'"

His six children - Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Knox and Vivienne - were photographed delivering letters to Santa Claus at the Littlebourne Post Office in Kent, England, earlier this month.

"What I tell them is some people believe it's Santa, and some people believe it's parents, and you get to believe whatever you want." 

So maybe they're not believing Daddy on this one.

Kelsey's parenting skills slammed again

After being widely criticised for taking his baby daughter to a Halloween party at the Playboy Mansion, Kelsey Grammar has been spotted driving her around without a car seat.

Kelsey left Los Angeles airport yesterday with wife Kayte Walsh, who is seen strapping herself in with a seatbelt while carrying her daughter in her arms.

This violates California law which states any child under eight years old must be 'secured in a child restraint that meets federal motor vehicle safety standards'.

See the video by clicking here. 

Hot pics & clicks

* Sophie Monk tweeted this pic with the caption: 'Why do I feel like I don't look smart in these and more like the librarian in a porn movie? Pls discuss'.

* Not loving Princess Kate's new 'do. Check it out here. Meanwhile, Dlisted says: "Does Tootsie know that Kate Middleton stole one of her dresses?"

Halle's ex poses with smashed face, gets restraining order

Oh my giddy aunt, TMZ tells me: "Gabriel Aubry has obtained a restraining order against Halle Berry's fiance Olivier Martinez, who busted Gabriel's face during a brutal brawl on Thanksgiving ... and Gabriel's declaration (which includes graphic photos of his injuries) paints a radically different picture of what went down at Halle's on Thursday. 

"According to Gabriel's declaration, filed by his lawyer Shawn Holley, the day before Thanksgiving, Gabriel took Nahla to her school play.  Halle and Olivier showed up and Olivier walked up to Gabriel and whispered in his ear in French, "I wish I could beat the s**t out of you right now. You're lucky we're in a school right now. We're going to take Nahla right now and you're not going to follow us."

"The next day, Gabriel says he took Nahla to Halle's at around 10 AM.  He says in a completely unusual move, Olivier came out of the front door - usually the nanny was the go-between.  Gabriel claims Olivier said, "We need to talk." Gabriel says he walked toward his car to close his door when Olivier jumped off the stairs and knocked Gabriel to the ground and started brutally beating him, screaming that Gabriel cost them $3 million to fight the custody war (Halle's failed move to take Nahla to Paris).

"Gabriel says Olivier took his head in his hand and slammed it on the concrete driveway.

"According to the declaration, as Olivier assaulted Gabriel he screamed that they were going to move to Paris and Gabriel had better move there too or Olivier would kill him. 

"Gabriel claims Olivier then said, "We called the cops," and that when they show up, "you're going to tell them that you're the one who attacked me, or I'm going to kill you."


Jaysus.


Lindsay's movie tanks

Dlisted says: "According to Deadline, 3.5 million isn't a number White Oprah should brag about to her back alley pharmacists when she tries to buy illegal Adderall tonight. Liz & Dick wasn't a total flop, but it wasn't a hit either. 6.5 million people watched Lifetime's Steel Magnolias remake and 5 million people watched Drew Peterson: Untouchable starring Rob Lowe. Lifetime is still bragging by saying Liz & Dick is the fourth biggest first-run cable movie of the year, because that is obviously something to brag about."
Dlisted also posted an awesome pic of Lindsay. Click here to see it. 


Brad's getting married "soon"!

"I am getting more pressure from my kids, and it is something I want to do within their lifetime, but I also feel like the time has come," Brad Pitt announced on Monday night at the premiere of his new film, Killing Them Softly. 

"The time is nigh," he added. "It's soon. I got a good feeling about it." 

There you go - straight from the horse's mouth.

Hot pics & clicks

* Details magazine has declared Aussie actress Rebel Wilson "the next big thing". She appears in the December/January issue wearing a velvet bathrobe and surrounded by half-naked men. She tweeted the pic with the caption: "This is my Thanksgiving morning x (thanks Details)"

Two and a Half Men star says show is evil "filth"

Two and a Half Men star Angus T. Jones has pleaded with his fans to stop watching the show because it is "filth" and the work of the devil.

The 19-year-old star, who makes $350,000 an episode playing Jake on the show - is featured in a new video for the Forerunner Christian Church ... in which he talks about his commitment to his faith and explains, "If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching 'Two and a Half Men.'"

"I'm on Two and a Half Men and I don't want to be on it."

"Please stop watching it and filling your head with filth. People say it’s just entertainment. Do some research on the effects of television and your brain, and I promise you you’ll have a decision to make when it comes to television and especially with what you watch on television ... it's bad news."

"If I am doing any harm, I don't want to be here. I don't want to be contributing to the enemy's plan ... You cannot be a true God-fearing person and be on a television show like that. I know I can't. I'm not OK with what I'm learning, what the bible says and being on that television show."

Stay tuned ...

Liz Taylor turns in her grave

Lindsay Lohan has told US Weekly magazine that she showed more professionalism on the set of her critically slammed TV movie Liz & Dick than the film icon she portrayed, Elizabeth Taylor.

"Elizabeth was drunk on sets. I've never been drunk on set, ever," she asserts. "I did my time and I respect the law."

Dlisted suggests playing a drinking game while watching the movie: 

"Note: You might want to call up Costco and tell them to deliver their entire supply of booze to your front door, because you're going to need that much sweet nectar. Take a shot every time:

- You feel a light tremor under your feet from Elizabeth Taylor rolling in her grave.

- Your cat or dog mistakes LiLo's overstuffed lips for two earth worms in distress and attacks the TV screen.

- You stare at LiLo's face and forget you're watching an Elizabeth Taylor biopic instead of a Rip Taylor biopic.

- Your ears barf up bits of Spotted Dick from listening to LiLo try to do a British accent.

Or you can just wrap your lips around a bottle of whatever and chug during the entire movie. Only take your mouth off of the bottle to reload. That's what Elizabeth Taylor will be doing in heaven. If anything can make the spirit of Elizabeth Taylor fall off the wagon, it's this. Happy boozing, everyone!"

Courtney Love "models" her lingerie range

Courtney Love has posed for a series of shabby, poorly lit Instagram shots modeling her pieces from her fashion line, Never The Bride.

According to Huffington Post, Net-a-Porter has confirmed they will not be carrying her clothing line, despite Courtney saying otherwise.


Hmmmm ... I'm not surprised.

Chris Brown deleted twitter account

The Daily Mail reports: "Chris Brown has deleted his Twitter account following a foul mouthed attack on a comedy writer who challenged him over his 2009 assault of the singer Rihanna.

Before the deletion the R & B singer appeared to confirm reports that he is once more dating the Barbadian singer, tweeting: 'Just ask Rihanna if she mad??????'

Jenny Johnson, who has nearly 300,000 Twitter followers, had challenged the singer by telling him: 'Being a worthless piece of s*** can really age a person.' 

Her comment came in response to his tweet: 'I look old as f***! I'm only 23...'

In response to Johnson's tweet Brown let rip in a foul mouthed attack: 'Take them teeth out when u Sucking my d*** HOE.'

An unrepentant Johnston corrected Brown's spelling, saying: 'It's "HO" not "HOE" you ignorant f***.'

Brown then lost his temper and amongst his abusive tweets told her: 'mom says hello... She told me not to s**** in ur mouth, wanted me to s*** right on the retina.'

And: 'I should fart while ur giving me top.'

Jenny, who lives with her husband in Texas, replied: 'Your mom must be so proud of you.'

And she then ended her side of the conversation, explaining: 'Okay. I'm done. All I got from that exchange with Chris Brown is that he wants to s*** and fart on me.'

And she added: 'I have zero respect for a person who seems unapologetic for the terrible crime he committed and shows no signs of changing.'"

Oddly enough, no one seems bothered that Jenny started the mud-slinging by calling him a "worthless piece of shit".

Hot pics & clicks

* Two decades after her mother became a world-famous model for GUESS - and five years after her death - the six-year-old daughter of Anna Nicole Smith, Dannielynn Birkhead, has made her modeling debut for GUESS kids. Creepy or cool? I can't decide.

* Prince Charles has told the press he's itching to get on the throne: "Impatient? Me? What a thing to suggest! Yes, of course I am," joked the Prince who passed his great-great grandfather Edward VII as the longest-waiting heir in his nation's history. "I'll run out of time soon. I shall have snuffed it if I'm not careful." 

* See Halle Berry's ex, Gabriel Aubry's shiner here. That's what happens when you throw punches at an ex-boxer.

* “I want you all to meet my new little baby girl @hannahspears <3 How cute is she?!?!" tweeted Britney Spears. She's even created a Twitter account for the puppy and has already sent out a few tweets:“Should I wear a bow? Mom says I’m a princess & that I need a bow." Follow the puppy’s tweets @HannahSpears! 

* Gratuitous bare-cheated pic of Robbie Williams from his Twitter feed.

Rihanna tweets photo of Chris Brown in her bed

Gossip columnists went crazy speculating who Rihanna was jetting off to see when she tweeted: "All alone in my big ole jet!!! See u soon lover." 

It turns out she was heading to Berlin to spend Thanksgiving partying with Chris Brown. She was spotted at his concert, then joined him at the after-show party at a night club.

Later that night she tweeted a pic of Brown asleep in her bed with the caption: "Dis nigga .... #BartObsessed"

I guess this means they're officially "dating" again.

Just to make things really wacky, Chris' ex-girlfriend, Karrueche "liked" Rihanna's Instagram shot. 

Celebrities are weird. 

Gabriel & Olivier's Thankgiving brawl

Halle Berry's ex and current lovers smashed the living daylights out of each other on Thanksgiving.

Gabriel Aubrey allegedly started the fight with Olivier Martinez in front of his 4-year-old Nahla.

The brawl ended with Gabriel being booked for misdemeanor battery. His bail has been set at $20,000.

TMZ reports: "Gabriel showed up to Halle's house with Nahla for a custodial hand-off. We're told Gabriel was still in the motor court (a rich person's word for a giant driveway) when Olivier walked up to him and said, "We have to move on." 

"According to witnesses, Gabriel then pushed Olivier and threw a punch at his face, but Olivier blocked it and the punch struck him in the shoulder instead. We're told Gabriel then pushed Olivier to the ground, and Olivier cold-cocked him in the face, and a struggle ensued, ending with Olivier pinning Gabriel to the ground.

"In the struggle, Gabriel suffered a broken rib, contusions on his face, and possibly a more serious head injury. Olivier may have broken his hand and suffered neck injuries as well. There are conflicting accounts as to whether Gabriel was rendered unconscious in the fight."


"Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... a judge has issued an emergency protective order, which requires Gabriel to stay 100 yards away from Halle, Olivier, and Nahla."


Linda's heartbreak over Larry

Linda Gray has expressed her sadness over the loss of her Dallas costar Larry Hagman, who died Friday after battling throat cancer. 

"Larry Hagman was my best friend for 35 years. He was the Pied Piper of life and brought joy to everyone he knew," Gray said in a statement. "He was creative, generous, funny, loving and talented and I will miss him enormously. He was an original and lived life to the fullest. The world was a brighter place because of Larry." 


Lady Gaga sprung naked by fans

Lady Gaga woke up in the middle of the night to raid the fridge for Thanksgiving leftovers and discovered 35 fans in the garage of the property where she was staying in Peru. 

She tweeted: "#MONSTERFACT When Gaga is asleep, try to break into the garage, sing loud as possible + ring the doorbell repeatedly," she wrote, along with the hashtags "#happeningnow" and "#badkids." A few minutes later, she explained: "Thanksgiving story: woke up for leftovers in kitchen (naked) -- stumbled on security camera revealing 35 monsters in my garage. #why #iloveu"


Hot pics & clicks

* Beyonce cuddled her 11-month-old daughter Blue Ivy Carter in this Tumblr pic last week.

* "I am so grateful for my new lil family! Happy Thanksgiving everyone!" Jessica Simpson tweeted, linking to this photo of Maxwell strapped into a carrier across her dad's chest.

* Jessica's ex, Nick Lachey, got in on the Thanksgiving action too. His wife Vanessa Lachey tweeted this pic of son Camden in a turkey outfit with the caption: "Oh no!!! My Turkey is making a run for it! Happy Thanksgiving Everyone."

* Suri Cruise has finally seen her dad - one of Tom Cruise's family members flew her from New York to London for Thanksgiving. Katie Holmes went to Toledo, Ohio to be with her family. 

* Ozzy Osbourne has been bonding with his granddaughter Pearl on a family holiday to Cabo, Mexico. Pearl's mother, Lisa, shared a photo of her daughter in a mini Black Sabbath T-shirt on Twitter. 

Stars celebrate Thanksgiving

It was Thanksgiving yesterday in America and Pamela Anderson's plans were a little different to most celebrities: "I actually have a fun Thanksgiving tradition. I go to the Gentle Barn [in Santa Clarita, Calif.] and I hang out with turkeys. I tickle them under their wings and I sit them on my lap and I eat with turkeys instead of eat them." She posted the pic above on her Twitter feed with the caption "Happy Thanksgiving".)

In other celebrity Twitter news, here's what the stars had to say about the holiday:

* Kim Kardashian tweeted this pic of herself with stepdad Bruce Jenner: "Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!! I am so thankful to be enjoying time with my family this Thanksgiving. I have so many things to be thankful for!"

* Eva Longoria: "Happy Thanksgiving everybody! I am thankful to God for my family and friends, for my health and theirs, and for all my awesome fans! I thank all of u!" Then she posted a pic of her turkey: "Turkey went into oven 2 hours ago! Roasting one and frying the other! Here is a pic halfway done!"

* Alec Baldwin: "Actually, I have 4 things 4 which I am thankful. @hilariabaldwin ,@Irelandbbaldwin and the 2 girls pictured here...Actually, I have 4 things 4 which I am thankful. @hilariabaldwin ,@Irelandbbaldwin and the 2 girls pictured here.

* Rosie O'Donnell: "May we all give thanks for all the love we have." 

* Shannen Doherty: "Happy Thanksgiving gang!!"

* Courteney Cox: "Happy Thanksgiving! Gobble gobble!"

* Kelly Osbourne: "Happy Thanksgiving Everyone thank U 4 all UR support without U Im nothing & Im so grateful 2 have such amazing people like U following me!"

Kirstie Alley: "I’m thankful for my children..my animals..our health..our humor..our friends..our successes..our failures..Jamie Foxx." OK, that's Kirstie's Movember pic, but I couldn't resist.

* Tori Spelling: "Happy #Thanksgiving!"; "My little pilgrim-ista"

* Ricky Gervais: I love Thanksgiving. It’s like intensive training for christmas eating and arguing. “OK I’ve stretched my stomach…bring it on!!!”

* Denise Richards: "HappyThanksgiving!!! Have a wonderful day with your family & loved ones…" (Above: her dining table before being set. Low-key, no?)

* Channing Tatum: #Thankful for each and every one of you. Happy Thanksgiving!

* Go to Zap2it for 10 great Thanksgiving movies, from Home For The Holidays to Planes, Trains & Automobiles. 



Taylor Swift: stalker genius

In non-Thanksgiving related news, Taylor Swift is trying to buy a house near her latest lust object, Harry Styles from One Direction, Dlisted wrote a post overnight hilariously entitled "How to turn your love of stalking into a real estate fortune by Taylor Swift"

"Even though Taylor Swift has taken down every picture of Conor Kennedyfrom the stalker wall in her bedroom, she still closed on a $4.8 million house near the Kennedy Compound on Cape Cod, because she never knows when she'll be in the mood to stalk his ass again. Now that Taylor "Alex Forrest" Swift has moved on to her next teenage victim, the mop-headed twink from One Direction, she's looking to set up a stalking headquarters near his house in London.

"Hollywood Life says that Taylor is looking for houses in North London, the same neighborhood her current piece Harry Styles lives in. Taylor "David McCall" Swift wrote Harry's initials in her cappuccino foam last March when they dated for a quick minute, but they broke up because they were never together. A source says Taylor thinks that maybe this time their love will bloom if she moves near his ass.

"Does Maggie Gyllenhaal's long-lost twin sister, Harry Styles, even know that he's dating Taylor of the Sunnybrook Mental Hospital? Have they even met? Taylor was probably watching a One Direction video one day and felt that Harry was giving her the eyes through her TV screen. Now she tells everyone that he's her boyfriend and she's going to stalk him so hard until he has no choice but to seek government assistance and enter the Taylor Swift Protection Program. Whatever, by then Taylor will have a new victim and her London house will be worth twice as much as she paid.

"Bitch might be crazy, but she's also a real estate mogul genius."